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Ignorance

Is Bliss…My God how ignorant can some people be? The Sad part about getting older is how selfish people are and how common courtesy has gone out the window. Enjoy your self absortion. Like me or Hate me (And I don’t care) I know two things about myself…1. I am a very good friend and person who will go above and beyond for you if you are loyal to me 2. I will not Bullshit you with where we stand. If you are full of it I will tell you and call you on your BS like it or not…

I am that guy who tells you the truth! And a lot of People don’t like that…Welcome to Philadelphia I guess. Blue Collar Town

I am Sick and tired of calling people who won’t call back or say, “They are too busy” Screw you honestly. My favorite is when it is family oh boy we aren’t blood or anything…I understand why people have kids and get married because they have nothing else to do because of all the selfish people in this world…This is what happens when you have a night off I guess I get rambunctious.

Nothing can stop the Honey Badger when it’s hungry…

One of the best YOUtube video’s I’ve seen…Screw the Evolution of Dance Video! HoneyBadger NARRATOR ROCKS

My Doctor said it’s ok but I am still terrifed to touch my eyes after LASIK

Three Words- Under Armour Underwear- It will change your life…

Verizon now has the iPhone…I now have to listen to Verizon customers tell me that AT&TT Sucks and they have the same cool phone as I have too…Well at least on mine I can get on the internet during a phone call..YOU CAN’T!

Karl Malone- Remember Him? How Boring of a player was that guy?

Scientology- Free Stress Test, E-Meter, What the F??

Justin Bieber has one frickin’ song and he had Ludacris’s help with it and this kid is famous…CMon he’s not even talented!!

I love the fact that Thigh Boots have come into style mainstream…It is Sexy ladies, and us men are looking!

The Weather is getting to the 50′s this week…The Weather is the most talked about thing in the Northeast Part of the country…

Offensive Lineman and other ramblings…

Offensive Lineman, easily the worst position to play in any sport. Even When Rudy was on the practice squad at Notre Dame he had more glory than any of these guys…

5 Reasons why Being an Offensive Lineman blows

5. You have to be fat and put on weight for your job
4. Most of them die around 50 years old due to heart failure
3. You get hit every play and never get any recognition, unless it is negative recognition
2. The Punter gets more high fives than you…
1. Even if you are the best Offensive Lineman in the league, no one knows your name still

Can anyone Teach me how to Dougie?

There are certain things you will always remember in life…the first time you rode a bike, Your first kiss, Losing your virginity, and the last time you crapped your pants…

Tosh.0 is completely stupid, and the fact that they have to pump audience laughter in the background proves it…

If I were Rocky during the work-out scene in Rocky 2 and that guy was slapping my stomach, I would have punched him in the face…(Me as Rocky) Eh Yo, What is that exactly have to do with my workout dude? Stop slapping my belly…Eh Yo Father Carmine!!! DO the thing….the bless me thing…
Sorry Got carried away…

Is Retard an inappropriate word?

I love how people justify they aren’t racist by saying, “I have like 2 Black friends,” before they say a racist joke…

If you are a slow talker I will most likely assume you have done lots of drugs or you are just really stupid…

Isn’t it amazing how tough people get behind the wheel of their cars? I had a midget with one arm flip me the bird the other day and I would kill that guy in a fight…This never happened in reality, but you understand what I mean…

I seriously love the Philly has become such a Baseball town but equally hate all of the people on the bandwagon who know nothing about the game…I’m ok with being a fan but do not act as if you know anything about baseball by commenting on when pitchers and catchers break camp…You don’t even know what this really means…

I hate that any food that tastes good is bad for you…Why?

Does anyone else hate pictures of themselves?

SO February sucks so far…

So Lasik, My Taxes, My Car and Car insurance all in one month…When it rains it pours my gosh! Gee Willikers and Golly Gee this month sucks already…Oh Yea Valentine’s Day as well…Just keep kicking me when I am down Cupid…I hate your little Cherub rear end…Fatty

My car needed new brakes and rotors…Only thing cool about that other than my safety is now when I tap on my brakes if you aren’t wearing a seatbelt you get thrusted into the steering wheel…It’s kind of fun

Does anyone remember the days before the internet? When I first heard the word EMAIL i thought it was some kind of animal…28K modem in the house…EE RRRR PDPDPDPDPDPD…WELCOME!!! Ah man looking at pictures of women back then was so exciting because it took 5 minutes just to see their kneecaps as the screen loaded…The anticipation was amazing!

The Cee Lo Green Song F-You is awesome! The Radio friendly version of It called Forget You Sucks Balls….

You can tell a lot about yourself but looking at your ipod Playlists…I try not to let other look at my ipod due to my playlists entitled: Guilty Pleasure Song List…My Girly rock out mix, Badass Mix and Indie Rock Mix…
I really am confused as to who or what I am…A Gay Biker according to my ipod…

I am on a nice drooling streak while I have been sleeping recently…Thank you Saliva Glands for destroying my pillows…

Updated travel plans for the year…Myrtle Beach, Seattle/Portland/Vancouver, Dominican Rebublic, California, Bahamas…My Life isn’t so bad…

Bad Life Decisions

I read some people’s facebook posts and this is what I think…You make a lot of bad life decisions. And it is usually the same people as they continue to make them and they are an easy fix…Try not being hammered drunk at 4am weekly…Posting inappropriate pictures of one’s self is not a good idea etc…You on the toilet is not funny, it makes everyone looking think you are a moron. Yep! I just wanna help these people but who am I in the big scheme of things? Just a guy with a fun blog who can see 20/15 with a cute girlfriend and a lot of jobs…

Also, are you the classic facebook overposter? 1-2 a day should be your allotted amound…exceptions being if you are intoxicated or hit the lottery more than once in a day..

The King of 1000 jobs, myself, has one gig that is fairly consistent that I hate!!! Has it today doing basically a demonstration for a product at a store which I will not name. Cannot stand the contact I report to at the store. One of those older ladies who is a stickler for everything and most likely has not had sex in 20 years. (Yes, I realize this is an inappropirate statement.) The job itself is easy but it requires me to stand around and push a product people really do not like but I give it to them free and very similar to a dealer at a Casino, I go, ahh too bad when 80% of the people dislike it…

It’s so easy to Procrastinate with your personal life. It took me 6 months to get LASIK, a year of wearing braces linger than I should have, and oh yea I was about 6 days past date of my original childbirth date. It was cool in there, a little dark but I was fed through my bellybutton and it was similar to a Hot Tub…

I want to be rich but off of Invented something stupid like the Pet Rock, or those silly bands things…Just so I have a good story or so I can wear my obnoxious company T-shirt around and have the last laugh…

It’s Baseball season already! Well indoor anyway which is where we get a lot done in terms of player development…I seriously have a great group of guys who really enjoy learning and make this entirely too much fun. I don’t like to comment on my work that much on here because having done that once in 2007 almost cost me my job…ask if you never heard that story but lesson learned…Damn, Giglio Narc….What?

I did a promo for GEICO yesterday. Talk about a company with aggressive and smart marketing. Everyone knows the GEICO Gekko and that creepy guy with the Voice…Do you know what GEICO stands for? QUIZZO QUESTION COMING!!!

LASIK

Light Aided Sight Increasing Kaliper surgery….

That is absolutely NOT the acronym but some of you most likely bought into that.
The actual name for it is – laser-assisted in situ keratomileusis

Well I did it! After 16 years of contacts, “Creeper” glasses and a short time’s worth of REC Specs (Chris Sabo Style), I took the 3900 dollar plunge and got laser vision correction surgery. AMAZING how fast the whole process is as I was in and out of the surgery room in 9 minutes. I spent more time signing paperwork, one of which said if your eye comes out of it’s socket during the procedure it’s not their fault…Just kidding, Just Kidding…
Eye Numbing drops, Two machines that you lie under, a little bit of pressure, staring into some light, and a funny smell then you are done. Everything was totally blurry after but when I took a nap and woke up, no pain and felt good as new! I am still a little sensitive to light but I Can see Clearly Now!!! Thank You Jimmy Cliff!
Nighttime is a little foggy and lights have halos around them but this is normal for a while as I have been told. The strangest part is lying in bed not putting on glasses. I can see the TV, my pictures on the wall and my swimsuit calendar on the door (Sorry GF, I will take it down now) and it’s glorious to be able to see!!!!

The whole process was so easy I even went out to the Sixer’s meet and greet at the Camden Aquarium afterwards and brushed shoulders with Evan Turner, Andre Iguodala and Jrue Holiday. They have never met fashion designer Tim Gunn before so needless to say they were impressed….No, they weren’t as all… I was happier with the free food than meeting the players(MMM CHicken Cheesesteaks, notice the pluralisation (Is that a word?)) I am not the biggest NBA fan but all of the players were class acts and treated the fans and their kids well and that’s what it’s all about end of day…

Thank you…

I return Phone calls because you took the time to call me…It is ignorant to not return them you aren’t that busy. There is nothing that says more that you are not important to me than to not get back to them. It is pretty amazing that a 2 minute phone call or even short text message is so difficult. Your life is sooo hard and you are constantly busy I forgot…I have 10 jobs, work 60 hours a week (Yaa Give me a prize) and I get back to everyone. Sorry if you are offended by this but it’s a fact.

Once again I will reiterate. Loyalty is the most important thing in this world…

I have no name for this post….

Loneliness is the worst feeling in the world…I truly believe that’s why people become drug addicts, alcoholics and join cults…Purple robes anyone?

Why is it that I know every single one of my facebook friends one way or another yet on any given weekend night I have to make any plans and no one ask me to do anything? Take the hint Gunner? Hmmmm….At least I entertain myself…

Two people in the past week have said that I am the hardest working person they know…Kind of a nice thing to hear but it be better if they said I was te smartest worker they knew so I didn’t have to work 60 hours a week

I think it’s funny that some people can’t swim…

I want to be a kid again and play baseball with the kids in the Sandlot. It truly is an epic story of anyone’s childhood…Baseball, silly stories about beasts or crazy neighbors, the hot older girl…I miss being a kid so much! TEQUILA!!!

The only reason I don’t want to be a kid again is the total lack of attention from girls…damn Italian broads that ignored me!!!! I would like to call my late teens the stone ages for me when it came to women….

Without baseball I don’t know where I would be in life…It has given me so much pleasure and pain but I wouldn’t know where I’d be without it….

I really enjoy just clicking maybe to any event on facebook anyone invites me to…It’s so non-commital and people hate that, but it gives them hope. And well, it’s honest, I never know if I’ll be working or not!

Farmville or whatever ville- WTF people are you serious? Seriously? Oh Yea and I don’t care what type of Color of the rainbow you are either…

Sunday morning grumblings

There are certain movies you are not allowed to own. You can only watch these movies when they are on TV. Like kindergarten Cop for example or Gremlins….I have no basis or rules for this argument other than I am a Man.

I have two words to say right now of pertinence… F____ Snow

So Baseball season starts on Tuesday. One of the best days of the year for me every year. The First day of indoor baseball practice. I know none of you get it…

So I picked up a bouncing shift last night and unfortunately had to throw out 3 different guys of the same group in hour increments…On the way out the one guy left standing told me he hated me and for me to go F myself…I told him his opinions and thoughts to me meant about as much as Sarah Palin’s…I don’t know why I said this, but I think I won that battle…

I think all of the people who are responsible for movies on the Lifetime channel should be shot…Not killed, just shot in the leg. They need to experience the pain they have put us through…

If I ever talk about golf in a professional setting please kick me in the face…

Who do you hate more? Tori Spelling or John Stamos?