Offensive Lineman, easily the worst position to play in any sport. Even When Rudy was on the practice squad at Notre Dame he had more glory than any of these guys…
5 Reasons why Being an Offensive Lineman blows
5. You have to be fat and put on weight for your job
4. Most of them die around 50 years old due to heart failure
3. You get hit every play and never get any recognition, unless it is negative recognition
2. The Punter gets more high fives than you…
1. Even if you are the best Offensive Lineman in the league, no one knows your name still
Can anyone Teach me how to Dougie?
There are certain things you will always remember in life…the first time you rode a bike, Your first kiss, Losing your virginity, and the last time you crapped your pants…
Tosh.0 is completely stupid, and the fact that they have to pump audience laughter in the background proves it…
If I were Rocky during the work-out scene in Rocky 2 and that guy was slapping my stomach, I would have punched him in the face…(Me as Rocky) Eh Yo, What is that exactly have to do with my workout dude? Stop slapping my belly…Eh Yo Father Carmine!!! DO the thing….the bless me thing…
Sorry Got carried away…
Is Retard an inappropriate word?
I love how people justify they aren’t racist by saying, “I have like 2 Black friends,” before they say a racist joke…
If you are a slow talker I will most likely assume you have done lots of drugs or you are just really stupid…
Isn’t it amazing how tough people get behind the wheel of their cars? I had a midget with one arm flip me the bird the other day and I would kill that guy in a fight…This never happened in reality, but you understand what I mean…
I seriously love the Philly has become such a Baseball town but equally hate all of the people on the bandwagon who know nothing about the game…I’m ok with being a fan but do not act as if you know anything about baseball by commenting on when pitchers and catchers break camp…You don’t even know what this really means…
I hate that any food that tastes good is bad for you…Why?
Does anyone else hate pictures of themselves?
